Rottweiler JESUS

A joke makes us smile: Rottweiler named 'JESUS'
There is a thief breaking into a home.
Once he’s inside, out of darkness comes a voice.
“Jesus is watching you.”
He said, “Who said that?”
He looked around with his flashlight and spotted a parrot.
He asked the parrot, “Did you say Jesus is watching you?”
The parrot said, “Yes.”
The thief asked, “Are you Jesus?”
The parrot said, “No, I’m Moses.” And the thief said, “What kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses?”
The parrot replied, “The same kind of people who would name a 160 lb. Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.