JESUS Walked Everywhere.

A joke...

A teenage son came to his father and asked, " Dad, I'm old enough to drive now and I need a car."
The father promised him he would buy his son a car if he accomplishes three things by the end of his semester; cut his long hair, his grades up, and cleans his act like Jesus.
After the end of the semester, the son came to his father and said, "Dad, I have done everything you asked for and I deserve the car you promised."
Dad looked at his son and found that he still has a long hair.
Dad asked, "Son, you still have a long hair."
Son replied, "Dad, I thougt about it and found out that Jesus had a long hair."
Dad smiled and replied, "Son, Jesus walked everywhere."